Alex: City of Fucking in Austria
A certain team working on a certain mapping project had the following discussion in their bug tracking system.
Bug Title: There is no Fucking Austria
Repro Steps:
1) Open http://X
2) Type “Fucking, Austria” in the “Location” field
3) Click Locate
Compare the results to a similar find query in the CD version of the product.
Discussion:
2/21/2003 1:25 PM Opened by J
Problem:
Follow the repro steps and see the attached BMP. Notice that there is no Fucking Austria in the Europe product.
Expected:
I would expect to see Fucking in Austria. Fucking, Austria is West of Franking, Austria and South of Hucking, Austria. I would imagine that the Fucking people would be very upset to see that there is no Fucking in Austria. I know that I am upset about this.
Recommendations:
I am assigning to F since this bug is beyond my means and I need input from my test lead. I recommend that V (esteemed data tester) and I immediately depart for Fucking, Austria to do some research and smooth things over with the Fucking people over a few beers. Hopefully the two of us can work out this Fucking bug.
2/25/2003 2:41 PM Resolved as Won’t Fix by F
As much as I would like to send the two of you to Fucking, Austria, i think unless you can describe in detail why having Fucking in Austria is necessary I can’t justify the risk involved at this point.
Tell me why we need Fucking in Austria, and we can discuss further….
2/28/2003 3:51 AM Activated by E
This is another area where international has problems with something like Fucking. If Fucking in Austria is removed then there could be serious consequences. Without Fucking, Austrians would clearly not buy the product and there could be serious consequences to the birth rate.
Clearly in all aspects like Fucking in Austria the test team should defer these issues to us. We are closer to the problem and should be able to sort whether there is a Fucking problem.
3/14/2003 10:26 AM Resolved as By Design by M
4/15/2003 11:58 PM Closed by V
Fucking hell.