Irina: Happy forkin Thursday!
December2
We went to a VERY NICE dinner tonight; it only cost us $450!!!!!!!! The dinner itself inclued great food in its 8 courses… And was only $45 per person!!! The other $350? I lost my little, cute, adorable, VERY user-friendly camera!!!!! 
((((( There will never be another one! Im done using cameras – I get too attached! …. I mean, dude, I name my turkeys every year… but this one was different, I thought Totoshka would be with me forever! Im done with gadgets now: who would’ve thought that my little power shot sd 300 would be lost in some shitty, public, community college that has more germs than Africa! Proshai Totoshka!
Those that care about how this continued: we actually found the camera! Some amazingly nice janitor guy turned in the camera into lost & found, so I called the college up, and they were like “Why didn’t you call earlier? We thought you forgot about it…”. No, my dear, I didn’t forget
). Irinka was really happy 
I gave her the camera on the way back home from work, and she was giggling the entire 45 minutes on the road 